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well really im dog but your more dog then me
"Get out of here kid your dog" no your actually worse "nuh uh" but i just beat- *slaps the f out of him too the moon* "i said nuh uh"
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE
him:ok when am i coming over