ya mum

Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...

REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.

REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.

REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.

ya mum is a stone cold fox

Ya Mum's Ya Dad

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

ya mums skin

This word does not need a definition. It doesn't make sense, it's just funny. USe it in any situation (E.g. uncomfortable, awkward, happy, sad, excited, etc.)

Mate 1: "What should I wear today?"
Mate 2: "Ya mums skin"

Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

ya mums skin

it's your mums skin people usually bring it in a container to there friends house!

hey is ya mums skin itchy?

did you bring it in a container

ya mum gay

The insult used by only the most intellectual of intellectuals

man 1- fuck you
man 2- ya mum gay
man 1- curls up into corner and cries

ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"