Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

Yonk

What it sounds like you’re doing.. yonk aka throw up.

“Oh my god I’m going to yonk”

Yonk

-jay

friend: “hey you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

Yonk

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friend: “you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

Yonk

To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.

Past tense: Yonked

“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”

Yonk

A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)

Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"