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Expression of strong agreement.
Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.
Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
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A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
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An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.
Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?
A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?
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a saying for when someone wants to say you insulted them.
"you're such a whore"
"wow. you tried me"
or
"he just told her to shut the fuck up"
"damn, he tried her"
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A phrase commonly heard among people who play Starcraft on battle.net. After totally pwning a n00b, they will usually ask if you would be kind enough to ally with them before their base is completely and utterly decimated by your largely superior army so they can get a win on their record instead of a loss. Because allying with the loser misrepresents the win/loss record, the answer should always be no.
xX=IMTEHBEST=Xx: Are u gonna ally wit me plz?!?!/1/1/1
Me: No.
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Its when a female is so in to you , by what someone does or what someones says , they feel their heart warm up.. Also applies to things cute kids do ...
When you sent me that text, all I want to say to you is , you melt me.
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you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying
you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.
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