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A complete exclamation designed to express an emotional reaction to the person in which the comment/sentence is directed.
The advantage, and disadvantage, of this approach is that it fully states its message, leaving nothing to the imagination of the person in which it is directed.
An exclamation made by one person to another, demanding silence from said person, generally in a friendly and/or joking manner, but not limited to just that.
An angry, but generally unnecessary, outburst - often aimed at a female that has just hurt a male's ego verbally.
On the television: There's a break in the comedic program, sending the show into commercial break. There's a moment of silence.
Jane: looks at her sister "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTH!"
Jill: looks back at her "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND?!"
Both: ***Explode into peals of laughter then go back to watching the television***
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The act of courting in which the male tool-bag preys on his unsuspecting/suspecting slutty victim by displaying his dominance through: inflated ego and complete ignorance and expresses his honest belief that the female does not know where she is parked, and needs imminent help in locating it. Often resulting in, and is not limmited to: Rejection, sexual harassment, HPV, pregnancy, human trafficing, and in some cases even death.
Yo. I'm not done talking to you yet, can I walk you to your car?
Yeah brah, I totally walked that ass to her car last night.
Babe NO! How could you let him walk you to your car last night?!?!?
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Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.
Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”
A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)
"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."
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(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.
son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"
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When somebody yee haws before they dies, they yeed their last haw
Guy 1: Yee haw
Guy 2: You yeed your last haw, partner
Guy 1: OH NOOOOOOO