"You Got Chuck'd"

What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.

*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*

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You got fritzled

to be kept in a cellar and raped repetitively by a relative

Eaton: "I had to go to a wedding instead of having a mandate"
Henr:" You got fritzled

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You Got Shot

To have been farted upon

Ha Ha, you got shot.

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Served, you got

v., in a past-tense.

To get "served" one must get either screwed over, shown up by another, or slapped in the face by someone usually of the female sex. In no way whatsoever does this have to do with the gay movie "You Got Served".

You bought a shitty car from that guy... you got served.

Dude, that guy totally beat your ass in basketball! You got served!

Whoa! That chick just slapped the fuck out of you! You got served!

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You got daved

To get back handed by a chick in public!

You got daved! I Will Dave all you mofos! Oh shit, you just got daved!

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you got served

A movie that has someone saying "You suckas got served." in it, but has no distribution of food or volleyball bumbs.

You know, that white guy in that movie said "You suckas got served.", but he is nowhere near a McDonalds.

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you got served

The most hysterically shite film ever. apparantly number 1 in america for a while.....HOW? please god how on earth!? films like "you got served" get top reviews and films like "donnie darko, the lost highway, true romance (quentin tarrentino) and blade runner are basically unheard of.
Incidently the funniest ever south park episode is the you got served episode. Seriously someone needed to utterly rip the piss out of that piece of shit film.
The film is a joke, when i first saw it i thought it really was a joke.
Oh and by the way i DONT hate blacks, plenty of incredible black actors out there, but hey not a bunch of second grade rapping fags who already make millions of mtv.

"Pacey You Got Served!"
"What the fuck you on about?"

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