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Every day of the year is annual let your boyfriend smash day ( if you don’t wanna fuck then you must send him a titty or a booty pic)
Hey baby it’s annual let your boyfriend smash day, bend over
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March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.
*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*
On November 30, tell your boyfriend his hair looks dirty and smells like caca
Hey when was the last time you showered? Your hair looks dirty. Just kidding it’s National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty day
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On March 18, every girlfriend should send some boobs pics to their boyfriends. There is no excuse, is boobs day! Every bad girlfriend will not send the boobs. Take them from down, side, close, far, mirror, selfie… be creative!
Hey Mary, is International send your boobs to your boyfriend day
-oh is true babe! Here you go some
you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.
person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*
On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th
Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot
Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream