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a guy who talks big game and yet can't last for any more than 5 seconds. Cant stay interested enough on one girl then falls in love with someone who slept next to him while he was drunk. also someone who wants become a pastor but can't get his shit together which concerns everyone who knows him.
So dude, if you become fuck buddies, don't turn into a Zander.
3π 15π
A cheater who hurts every girl heβs with. And who doesnβt know what love is.
Oh yea Zander.. he hurt my best friend and then the next day tried getting with me
2π 10π
Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!
You see that guy Zander talking to them girls he's a simp ass nigga
1π 6π
An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.
Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.
Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.
A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!
- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.
- Shut up, sket!
Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.
7π 1π
One trampy mother fucker ,will steal ur shit and ur pet fish,his nickname is duggy,he will knock out ur wee brother ,he smells of shit and piss and baths in the almond xoxo
mate just robbed a wean bike ,wise words from zander Douglas