Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up
Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.
A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings
“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”
“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”
The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.
“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019
Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."
Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"
Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy
WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.
ZOinks, the enderman is here.
A term originally developed in Orangeburg, South Carolina to describe a woman that is not very visually appealing.
That girl don't look good. She a zoink, bruh.