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to masturbate.
often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.
"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."
When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist
You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.
A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.
He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.
A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it
Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk
A person who goes to sleep at 7 pm and gets pegged every other night.
Classic Zonk getting off the games at 7 pm, have fun getting pegged loser.