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An insanity that usually affects people of small stature. People with napoleonic complex are easily intimidated by tall, muscular people. To make themselves feel 'bigger', they in turn pick on taller, muscular people.
Also called Short Man Syndrome.
Napoleonic Complex was named after the french emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, who overcompensated for his short stature by waging war, often for no reason (???). French people seem to be the main victims of this condition, as Nicolas Sarkozy appears to have it as well.
Angie, who was 6 feet tall at the age of 12, was frequently made fun of by pretty much everyone under the height of 4'11''. to make the most of the situation, she informed the shorties that their anger wasn't their fault, they were simply victims of the Napoleonic Complex.
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the sweetest lowbudget movie EVER... the plot is worth 1 milliondollers... its about a total nerd (who is still the man) that thinks hes a ninja and his life in highschool... oh my gosh sounds good
yeah there are a butt load of gangs in r school one wanted me 2 join cuz im pretty good with a bow staff
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?
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a giant fish with a boob attached to its head
its a napoleon fish
Not a pseudo-intellectual in that they are actually pretty accomplished in their fields. However, their (often stupid and antagonistic) behaviors are driven by massive insecurities.
He has three publications out this year, but he is such a Napoleon Intellectual!
March 15, the day that the amazing 'Upgrade Your Grilling Game' ad by Napoleon Grills was published, in which a man hates his family and upgraded them to a grill which is all he loves in this world
"It's Napoleon day"
"What?"
"You should've been sent to the curb a long time ago"
"??????????"
Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.
Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte
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Oh, man...I would rather feed myself my own nuts than watch this asswipe movie again. Overrated just doesn't cut it. I can picture the making of the idea. The director wiped his ass and wanted to check if there was corn on the toilet paper. Upon looking at his shit, he got inspired and decided to re-create it in movie form. I seriously don't get it, the movie is so dull, it's like watching a bunch of brain-dead morons counting dust particles. Fuck, man, I would rather have my head lopped off and eaten by wild boars than watch this lame puddle of piss again. It's border-line disturbing, follwing the life some asshat liar that draws shitty pictures, trying to help his friend win a virtually pointless school election that, unlike a million other movies, symbolizes that the little guy can top the big guy (not realizing that the only reason people don't vote for him is because he's got shit ideas, just like this whole fucking movie). But that's not it! If you still have all your brain cells or if you're not suffering a lame-induced seizure yet, stay tuned to see Mr. Dy-na-mite deal with his embarassing uncle and nerdy brother! WOW! What a crock of pig-shit. I had more fun dislocating my shoulder. Seriously, that's all that happens. Then there's some stupid catch phrases like "Gosh" and "Heck, yeah!" that HAVE ONLY BEEN USED SINCE FUCKING FOREVER and are now considered the wittiest thing in the world, regardless of the fact that they have been pulled out of a seven year old's ass. Seriously, it's unoriginal and JUST PLAIN...AUGH! I seriosuly don't think that I can ever find a word that is even relatively close to how shit this movie is. There is no wit or some thought-provoking, hidden symbolism, so don't bother looking. What you see is literally what you see: a bunch of dumbass idiots doing nothing but wasting your time with pointless shit that had miraculously passed off as humour. My...God. It hurts me to even use that word in association with this atrocity. Well, either that or it's hidden REALLY, REALLY well. I highly doubt it, though, seeing how this movie is connected with MTV. As for the low budget thing, why would someone spend money on this shit when they couldn't even spend any creativity on it? But the icing on the cake is all the impressionable idiot sheep that jerk off to every word uttered from that retard Napoleon's mouth and that try to fit as many of his dip-shit catch phrases in a single sentance as possible. This movie is just plain ass.
Hey, I'm Napoleon Dynamite and I yell at llamas because I'm a dumb-shit idiot that has the impeccable talent of recognizing different substances in milk! HAHAHA! Hilarious!
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