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Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.
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Cute and fluffy and kind beautiful fun athletic energetic confident and (black and white )
Pandas are awesome
someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.
being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy
he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.
A child who grew up influence by the Coronavirus pandemic, I.e. not going to school, afraid of leaving the house
These new students are Pandas an don’t socialize well.
Bafaa Bojangles: Damn, even though I was mashed I can still remember the feel of fatty flesh from that Panda when I got her in the sack.
Corneleous Bigglesworth: TRu, she did have a cute face though
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A woman who is slightly overweight but still very attractive.
That waitress has just the right amount of cushioning, she is such a panda.
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