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A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
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The act of taking a ridiculous meat slab inside of you. Possible outcomes consist of heavy wheel chair use, crutches, even death if excessive. Very good looking cat and comes off as being gentle but can really deal a full dish of meat
Person 1:"yo nigga, why that bitch walking like that?!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"
Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"
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A great man who has lots of sex in his 15 and up years
He is a Spencer.
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A hot guy with brown eyes. Amazing skateboarder. Wears lots of plaid jackets. Sweet, charming, and anyone would be lucky to go out with him. Also plays the bass guitar and acoustic bass.
Did you see that spencer? I would looooooove to go out with him.
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Is usually a brunette and tallish! He is known for being a fuck boy, but actually cares about the inside! He into the butts and boobs and would do anything to get with you!
Spencer- fuck look at that girls butt
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
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Term for a seemingly ignorant dumb-ass who is totally self-absorbed. Also...A person who thinks of no one but himself.
He seemed like a nice guy but turned out to be a real Spencer!
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A gag-gift store that features tasteless/tacky merchandise such as various items with marijuana leaves on them. The store is usually cluttered and the sex toys are for poor people who dont mind purchasing and using a vibrator that has been opened and taken out of the box 6 times.
I hate Spencers, Spencers is trashy.
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