TOM

An acronym used to define "Time of Month" when a female has her menstrual period during the month.

"Oh dear, TOM just revealed himself on my new khakis."

Tom

A geek that makes preppy girls happy around the world by creating myspace which happens to have server errors every 5 minutes. He is responsible for making this generation go down the drain because it`s what every other teenager talks about every 5 minutes.

&& ii L0oVE TOM. HE iiS S0o DREAMY F0oR MAKiiNG MYSPACE, LiiKE, C0oMMENT 0oN MY PAGE, GiiRLiiE~! x0xo <333

Tom

The biggest fuckboi you will ever meet. He seems sweet at first but he's gotta 12 other side chicks.

Person1 : Did you hear about Tom?
Person2: No, whats happened?
Person1: All his side chicks met up!

Tom

When a guy flirts with you and acts like he's interested in you and then dissapears from the face of the earth.

(he doesn't answer your phone calls or texts)

What's even stranger he doesn't talk to the mutual friends between you two.

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Oh I just got a Tom pulled on me.

Tom

A Tom is a pile of shit that has no friends and never will get any. Avoid Tom he might hurt you.

Quick run tom might hurt us.
Hide it is the bully, Tom.
O look it is the boy no one likes, Tom.

Tom

*1. A caring, yet sarcastic, and stubborn, cute boy. He will always compliment you no matter what you did. He make say sometimes, "Why do you hate me," but it blows over. When and if he is doubting you/ you are doubting him you/he will say I love you, and the problem will be solved.

2. The ruiner of the earth, otherwise known as the creator of MySpace. Brought to this world by Hitler and Osama Bin Laden. MYSPACE IS DEAD.

1. My boyfriend Tom is such a great person, he loves me (:

2. MYSPACE IS DEAD. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN, FACEBOOK IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Tom Tom

Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>

2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.

(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.