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One million dollars of salary, especially in investment banking.
"Your bonus was only 2 bars this year?"
"Yeah, the MD had it out for me."
"Why?"
"I had a threesome with his wife and daughter."
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A unspecified creature that roams through fast food restaurants during the day and crawls through windows at night. Usually extremely obese, and will do anything for someone as long as the reward is edible.
1: Did you see that Bar the other day?
2: Yeah, it was in KFC rinsing out all the chicken, very depressing day :(
*Next day*
2: OMG you'll never guessed what happened last night
1: What?
2: That Bar creature tried coming in my house through my window at 4.30 in the morning!!
1: OMG, That's terrible!!
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(n.) a nickname given to someone who gets really drunk and wants bars at the moment
Dave: "How was last night, Gary?"
Me: "It was fun. Finally saw Bars for the first time in a while."
Dave: "Who?"
Me: "You know Bars man. She got really drunk on speakerphone that one time, and wanted some bars."
Dave: "Oh yeah, BARS! She's a wild one!"
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Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR.
Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape.
Dude, where did you get that barred?
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