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Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.
Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.
My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?
I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.
I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.
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Cannon Hinnant was a five-year-old American boy from Wilson, North Carolina. On August 9, 2020, he bicycled onto his next-door neighbor's property. The neighbor, Darius Sessoms, a black 25-year-old man, allegedly shot the boy at point-blank range at 5:30 pm. At the time, Hinnant was playing outside with his two older sisters. He was taken to Wilson Medical Center where he died from his injuries. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Sessoms was arrested within 24 hours and subsequently charged with first-degree murder.
Hinnant's funeral occurred on August 13, 2020. A GoFundMe page created by his family has raised over $690,000.
Did you hear about Cannon Hinnat?
Yeah the uncalled for murder that nobodys talking about?
Yep
Asshole, anus, you get the point.
I ate a bunch of chili and now I need to fire off the corn cannon.
An extremely crucial event in one’s life that must happen to learn from it
She was just a cannon event bro
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When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
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When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.
guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"
the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual