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A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.
A Camel butt.
Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.
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What some retards feel obligated to smoke because they thinks it's cool or rebellious. The reason all these morons are dropping dead is because:
1.They take giant deep breaths of the smoke and make it stay in their lungs. It's not the fact that the smoke comes from the cigarettes that it's deadly, any kind of smoke, even barbecue smoke, will fuck up your lungs if you let it sit in there. You're smoking it all wrong dumbass, you're supposed to take shallow puffs and let the flavor sit in your mouth. That's why they say puffing a cigarette; otherwise they would say sucking a cigarette stupid.
2.They have no self control. If you had any kind of self control at all and smoked it correctly as stated above, then you wouldn't have this addiction problem in the first place!
3.They are buying the wrong brands. The brands these sheep buy are produced by heartless corporations who don't care what their shit tastes like and are just in it for the money. They are stuffed full of chemicals and crap and barely have any real tobacco in it.
most idiots who smoke aren't doing it right and are merely posers. They either aren't cool enough or smart enough (or both) to smoke.
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a cigarette is something that people smoke. They get sick. They were under the impression that inhaling smoke was somehow better for you than inhaling oxygen.
'I thought cigarettes made your skin look better'
'no, it just makes you socially repugnant in california.'
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A Highly addictive plant rolled in paper.
I one time puffed a cigarette and my whole life went down the drain
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A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger
"Jackie, you gotta stop smoking cigarettes."
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A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
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An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.
Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.
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