fifth floor

A threatening term used to describe oneself or another person hanging themselves. Yes it might be too soon to use such a term after someone has actually killed themselves, but it only brightens the mood in the room.

Dude, im gunna fifth floor your ass!

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fifth column

A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.

The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.

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Fifth World

The internet. So called because it is the 'electronic frontier' not quite under the jurisdiction of any one government, where everyone browses at their own risk and antivirus software is a must.

There are no rules in the Fifth World, netizen.

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movement in the fifth

Taking a dump

Dad said,"I'm going to take a movement in the fifth."

Friendly fifth

That last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.

This assures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.

Only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?

Taking the fifth

Pleading the fifth after being tested positive for use of five different drugs

D'javarro: Dude, I heard Will was taking the fifth at Ryan's party last night.

You: No way! Must have been cray.

Fifth and a Friend

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the fifth of alcohol you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Fifth and a Friend on Saturday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

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