goofy time

When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"

"Ooooh Tiimmy, iiit's Goofy Time!"

"Oh no daddy no! not again!"

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Getting goofy

The act of getting drunk or high to the point you are goofy

Are we getting goofy tonight ,with the boys

goofy switchfoot

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side

Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!

goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

Goofy Granny

A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will have anything to do with it. Goofy and Porky walk around wearing shades, thinking they're young and trendy whereas really they're a pair of tedious pensioners addicted to garlic bread.

Is there anyone in the world ugly enough to go out with the Porky Scotcher?

Yep. Goofy Granny. She's one ugly bitch.

Excellent choice, sir. The two ugliest, most tedious individuals on Earth.

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goofy ahh

another way of saying “dumb” or representing cartoon sounds

Girl A: oh em gee, *starts singing we don’t talk about bruno*
Guy F: shut yo goofy ahh the fuck up

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Goofy Style

A sex position which involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves by biting the back of their neck. All the while, the person on top groans "ahyuck hyuck hyuck" into their partner's ear.

Dang, my girl and I had fun doing Goofy Style last night, hyuck.