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Things that Alexander Hamilton haven't done yet
Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton, and theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait
Any being carrying a military haircut, black Long Colt and a grudge against humanity.
Millions Knives is the scourge of humanity, responsible for the Great Fall, Vash's loss of a left arm, and the two Angel Arms(weapons of mass destrution)
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The psycho-brother of Vah the Stampede, and a completely genocidal egomaniac.
Millions Knives, champion of the Gung-Ho-Guns, triumphs once again in a completely devastational assault on mankind.
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A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"
Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.
Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.
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The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.
It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in Conversation:
Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."
Preston - "Freakin right man"
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Having sex with two girls at the same time (from Office Space: What would you do if you had a million bucks? I'd do two chicks at the same time.)
Dude, I had a million bucks last night.
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