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black way of saying you male bitch
get out my face you ugly mitch!
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Basically put,a Man bITCH.Annoying to both man and woman yet tolerated because it lowers the whining time.A mitch needs to be backhanded,but because your sister is more manly,you let her beat the fuck out of him (her?)
Vince is such a whiney mitch but because he has a pool we can pretend that he has tits and acts like a bitch.
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Mitch or Mitchell
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
"get it on the hands cal (in other words, "hand ball it to me cal")
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
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A mild way of calling someone a bitch often without them knowing that they're being calling a bitch. ie; Is that you Mitch? or is your name Mitch?
Hey Mitch! Is that you Mitch? Where have you been Mitch? Don't be a Mitch! Don't Mitch out on us. Stop being a little Mitch. Life is a you Mitch.
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An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.
MITCH says:
hey man, do you need help with your homework
ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...
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a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole
that blokes the biggest MITCH ever
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A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.
Quit being such a Mitch
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