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Guessing something correctly about someone/something without having any evidence or indication to back it up.
Usually the guess is quite out there and/or has a high likely hood of failure.
"I bet that man over there had a dog named armino that he accidentaly killed with scissors, hr has never told anyone."
"No way that's true, let me ask. HEY Joe, did you have a dog named Armino that died of mysterious causes?"
"How did you know?!"
"i totally soul read that"
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(n.) -- an online activity in which one visits a website, Twitter feed, or
Facebook page for the express purpose of ridiculing -- or indulging
one's disdain for -- the author and/or the content on the site
"Okay, I'll be honest: I indulge in hate-reading from time to time, sure, ever since I
discovered the Internet in junior high. It's something I usually do alone, late at night, when I'm
procrastinating or drunk or bored."
overheard at an office watercooler in Modesto, California, Decemeber 16, 2011
The act of criticizing, or being criticized to the fullest extent.
She got read for filth by the judges on the runway.
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From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!
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Typically used online
Reading how a person types and comparing it to how someone else types, which could help add suspicion that those two are actually the same person. This tactic is defined and also used in the game "Town of Salem", where people read the way a Death Note is typed compared to how town members type, which can help add suspicion on to them as the murderer.
A town member on a game of Town of Salem had the same perfect grammar as was featured in some Death Notes. Turns out my scum reading worked; they were the Mafioso!
"hey you know who is beautiful?"
"oh, the girl reading this"
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1. To understand the state of a conversation so that your tone and subject matter match said conversation.
2. An exclamation used towards anyone who doesn’t read the room before initiating conversation
1. Tom read the room prior to speaking, knowing that Sarah’s kitten had died yesterday.
2. Tom what the fuck, why would you talk about the ballgame when my cat died yesterday? Read the room for goodness sake!
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