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Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

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Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011


samurai flamenco

A bad ass superhero that has no super powers and his weapons are a multitude of office supplies that also serve as weapons for Samurai Flamenco. All of Masayoshi's weapons are based off of office supplies and usually don't harm people directly. Samurai Flamenco current position and President of the world.

Samurai Flamenco is a Super hero

by Samurai Flamenco March 3, 2015


casual samurai

When a man wears his robe with one shoulder down.

I went to John's house yesterday morning and he answered the door in casual samurai. Totally awkward.

by bpenn December 18, 2010


sexy samurai

When fucking in the ass and the women jumps and performs a scissor kick on the man after ejaculation

Becky and I were fucking and right as I came she gave me a sexy samurai!

by Swag6969 September 30, 2013


samurai doge

The samurai form of doge, known well for slaying wenches and saying "Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"

Samurai doge: *slays wench*
Samurai doge: Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021


silent samurai

take out your dick (no boner) go up to the girl when shes sleeping jump and whack her in the face with it while yelling in what you think is chinese!!

yo, i was with some girl last night; and when she went to sleep i gave her a silent samurai

by jay ave lew January 22, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Samurai Denim

Samurai is a Japanese Company that is the strongest denim in the world. Its standard cut is at 15 oz per sq meter. Although they have now gone all the way up to 24. The higher the oz, the more stress the jeans are under on the loom. 15 oz itself is very very hard. 24 oz is near impossible.

The leather patch depicts an image of the famous duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojirล in 1612 on a remote island in Japan. Musashi was the victor and is said to be the most skilled swordsman in history. He is also well
known for his writing of Go Rin No Sho or "Book of Five Rings". This is the image commonly found on most Samurai models. Most versons also includes a full moon
silhouette and Lot# 10, this number changes every year with this being Samurai's 10th production year.

Samurai is also a raw denim. It takes many months or years to get these broken into champions. Although Sam's are known for fading very nicely.

Fuck, this samurai denim is bullet proof!

by Stewy08 May 25, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž