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That exchange student from China must be SMART...

by enabobeana21 July 2, 2014

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smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.

Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ

by jnfeSUJV November 5, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smarts

The new term for giving head or brains used mostly in a bad way.

Put your Smarts on the side of your Garmet Wh0p0r0x

by Monsterman90 or SickleCell November 26, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smart

Obviously not a trait you uphold if you're looking up the fucking word 'smart'.

Hey that kid there is hella smart! Sure isn't popular but we can always pretend to be his friend to cheat off him then ditch him and treat him like shit!

by Shnotia December 29, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart

Something me and you are probably not.

Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.

Here is my favorite example of a smart person:

- "George Bush is in idiot! And I can make that claim because I know how the economy works, how politics works and what he and his group of intelligent advisors are doing! I mean, HE IS ONLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, HOW COULD HE NOT BE A COMPLETE MORON AND NOT HAVE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT HE'S DOING!?!??!?!?" - the average 16 year old

by Kosty September 26, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


smarts

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

by Adrian January 20, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart

Most presidents. Hey ya gotta be smart to be able to become the top dog in a democratic country like this.

Bush (I'm serious), Clinton (still serious) Kennedy, Lincoln, Carter (err... not completely sure about that one), Washington, Adams, Et cetera...

(and for the not smart people, that is the correct spelling)

by Slightly Bigoted Publisher July 11, 2008

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