Mai

Falls into hole all the time

naru: Mai just go to sleep
Mai: okay

ghost: NOPE! *pulls mai into well*
Mai: CRAP NOT AGAIN!!
Naru: *face palm* way to go mai!

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Mayed

The opposite of dismayed

WOW... So surprising of you... I'm mayed

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Mai

Current Children: Ziggurat, Matt

If Mai got herself pregnant with her Male side: Maivis

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Mayed

1. To provoke a fight then hide whiles someone else is attacked

I called these chavs, but i mayed it before they hit me

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Mai

Breast in slang bengali

amaar MAI duto ager theke onek boro hoyeche (in bengali) means my BREASTS have increased much in size than what it was before.

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may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.

Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.

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mai

A girl who is very illiterate and spends a lot of time on twitter especially in group chats.

mai doesn’t know how to spell lmao.

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