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Abandoned Cart

A digital graveyard for items that were once desired, but ultimately left behind. When online shoppers add items to their virtual carts but fail to complete the checkout process, resulting in a haunting reminder of what could have been. Abandoned carts are the modern-day equivalent of window shopping, but with less physical effort and more emotional baggage.

Abandoned cart syndrome is a common affliction for those who dabble in domain name shopping, with many enthusiasts adding dozens of potential website names to their cart, only to abandon them all when they realize they're not actually going to start a business anytime soon.

by lostcarts May 9, 2023


Abandonment issues

Someone who is scared/worried of someone might be abandoning them.

Sometimes leads to attachment issues.

Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.

Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.

Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.

by GeyGuy October 3, 2023


Abandon Shop

As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:

1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"

T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"

by CosmicDog1 March 18, 2011


Abandon

When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.

Oh, no worries babe. You abandon me. I’ll just go to the finals of the Australian Open.

by TheAbandoned October 5, 2023


abandon

when someone left you

your dad abandoned you because he wanted to get milk.

by milk.cookie January 5, 2023


Abandon

verb
The act of leaving a thing, a place or a person, usually forever.

Synonyms:
leave, finish a AA game

Can't believe they just abandoned KSP2 like that!

by Knedlik July 8, 2024