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THE premier scholastic competition for AWESOME SMART PEOPLE!
Academic Decathlon is so cool. I won lots of medals.
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a state someone feels when they go to college and failed every exam, but passed the class with a D.
Bob failed his engineering exam, but he passed his class. He is in a state of academic death.
An academic fuckboy can be found in grad school most likely. Basically the same thing as a normal fuckboy, which is an “asshole boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care about the girl but always fail to prove the supposed affection. He almost never makes plans because he has to hangout on his terms which could be the most whimsical of times. He will always come crawling back because he is a horny prick and can not withstand the dispossession of one of his baes, because he has more than one that's for sure.” The characteristics of an academic fuck boy are a little more complicated. He tries to make himself sound so smart by taking about writing his thesis or dissertation. You let your guard down a little and think there is no way someone who is so smart and educated could act so dumb. Wrong! He carries a briefcase instead of a backpack to class like an asshole. He preys on the first years. He will tell you that he really needs to focus on his school work and can’t really text you anymore the next day after y’all hookup. Tries to pretend that he isn’t like all the rest of the guys because he supports feminism but does shit like that.
Girl: He so smart and cute! Plus, he is in grad school so you know he is way better than any guys in undergrad.
Friend: Uh no he just graduated to an academic fuckboy
beauty both in the class room and everywhere else
Buddy is smart af some might say academic weapon.
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The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.
He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
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When you kick the fucking sheets and go attack the day. Required to sit in the front of class and get your work done.
Oh my god babe look at that guy, he’s such an academic weapon.
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A grandiose windbag who bullshits for a fee. They can't do anything useful, so they enter teaching, but they find out they can't teach very well so they try to teach teachers, but the teacher they teach think they are tossers, so they become academic consultants.
Chas: Who the fuck is that grandiose tosser at the front of the room who keeps bullshitting?
Nick: He's what's called an Academic Consultant. Tosser.
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