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Someone who kills and then makes the murder to look like it was an accident.
“little accident murderer and i aint ever heard of ya". from Hit Em Up by Tupac Shakur.
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When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
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How do I want to die? I want to die in an industrial accident.
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The act of engaging in sexual intercourse from behind a woman with pigtails next to a wall. The man grabs hold of the woman's pigtails in each hand like handlebars, and at random times during coitus smashes her head against the wall.
Damn! Lisa looks hella beat up!" "Yeah. Me and her got in a tricycle accident last night." "HIGH FIVE!
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this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance
There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.
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The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Mason: It's my birthday today!
Jordan: What date is it?
Mason: 19th September
Jordan: Sucked in Christmas Accident!
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One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.
Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!
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