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When you have a sex puddle in your bed so you can't get close you gotta reach across the pod to touch her.
We were laying there, post coitus, and I had to reach across the pond to give rubs.
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This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."
James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"
Marc: "About half an hour."
James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."
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When the person wants to rape you.
Me: hey that man keeps staring at me
Other: yea that's angel, when he is smiling from across the room he wants to rape you.
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You were probably bored so you probably looked out of your window and probably saw someone standing across the street and decided that you'd search that up.
And here you are on the Urban Dictionary.
Don't worry, we've all been there.
Oh look, there's a person standing across the street...
To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.
Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.
It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.
Coined by Black Dynamite
If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.
I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.
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I witty comeback to make when a guest is at your house asking for snacks
Guest: Let's get some snacks.
Host: No
Guest: Come on we need some snacks
Host: Boy shut up before i snack you across the face.
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