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What someone says when they are defending something that is actually a pile of shite.
Friend- I'm watching greys anatomy
Me - Why watch that when you could do literally anything else?
Friend - It's good actually!
"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.
Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
A more refined way of saying lol.
'What do you call a fly with out wings?'
'I dunno?'
'A walk!;)@
'Actual lol:)'
When people don't like your definition on urban dictionary so they reject it
Wow you're an actual shit
That kid in class who ALWAYS has to raise his hand and say something (ask a question, make a comment, correction, etc). Typically has a nerdy voice, and appears nervous. In the most extreme cases has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, or where he's going with his question/comment. The teacher's response to the offending 'Actually Guy' will be somewhere between dumbfound silence, or grasping at straws to respond and be nice. Some teachers won't tolerate such nonsense and will simply tell them to stop talking immediately, or more politely tell them to allow other people to 'participate' in class.
Another way to identify an Actually Guy is to take a close look at the classroom's response to him. If there's a large amount of stifled giggles, whispers or audible groans there's a good chance you have a loose Actually Guy sitting in your very classroom. If he does this more than twice per class period, it's a very dangerous one.
Man, what is that guy doing? Christ, it's another Actually Guy. He's embarrassing himself in front of the whole class. Even the teacher feels sorry for him! He really should just stop talking, this is getting painful to watch...
And emphasis on the word actually.
When impersonating a ditz, or an idiot
Like, actually we totally like actually went to the mall, and then like, actually bought something.
truth, current events, news, or the usual activities
Persistant Paul: So what's the latest?
News and Notes Nate: Oh so you want that actual factual?
(chillin' context)
Renegade Rob: What's goin' champion?
Chillin' in the Cut Charlie: Ain't nothin' but the actual factual.