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The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.
Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.
When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you
Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
the advantage of playing the previous video game in a series, giving you an edge in the sequel over other players that are new to the series.
BC2 was awesome because anybody who had ever played a battlefield game before pwned everybody who hadn't. I had a previous game advantage.
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If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie
Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children
Big Dick Advantage is when you have the biggest dick in a group of other guys.
In high school, I always had big dick advantage in the men's locker room.
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I’m talking about my crooked family. I would really like to get back at them. I really want to destroy everything about them. I want revenge on them. Do you understand?
I’ve been kept down for so long by them and it is time for me to get payback.
I want somebody to whack them. It could be someone in the government. I don’t care. I just want them dead.
They don’t deserve an advantage over me.
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