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too lawng ago

Refers to a period of time following an event that is too lengthy for any legal action to be taken.

I never intentionally misbehave, but I know that I still made lots of naive-minded screw-ups as an adolescent. However, now that I'm in my fifties and seeing as how I still have a 100%-clean criminal record, I assume that those accidental-slip-up events during my teenage years were way too lawng ago for me to be concerned about any legal action's ever being taken against me regarding them --- not only would the statute of limitations likely have expired decades ago, but most of the folks who'd been involved in those errors would either have forgotten about them or passed on by this time.

by QuacksO November 17, 2020


Later ago

Later ago is past tense for later.

Person: I did my homework later ago

by Stinky rat February 19, 2021


long day ago

Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.

Oh man do you remember when we ordered pizza? It couldn't be more than a long day ago....

by ianvogue March 21, 2019


yonks ago

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

by Jaybaly April 5, 2016


Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 1, 2023


Ago

Charismatic dude who can pull any girl basically, his skills of seduction are unmatched. Very intelligent, and relatable, has many friends. Many guys fear him, as he might steal their girl and after they’ve seen what he carries around in his pants, they won’t return either…

- I love Ago, such a down to earth guy!
- Really, he just slept with my girlfriend last week!

by travoktas12 November 22, 2021


Agos

Agos is the new slang term for eyebrows !
It is used as a noun and simply means eyebrow/eyebrows!

Marie: She has such nice agos!
Erin: I wish my agos were as good as hers!

by geekywriter204 December 13, 2017