A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
βShe complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!β
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When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick
I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.
A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him
Doctor: Why is this person so constipated
P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket
a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.
Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"
The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
Taking a mean shit in her pussy.
Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
Don't search this up you butthole bung
"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them