Random
Source Code
Random
Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.
From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.
Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.
Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.
23👍 5👎
A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.
During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.
23👍 5👎
This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.
Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!
15👍 4👎
when you bang a girl so hard in the butt that when your done with gettin that ass it makes a croaking noise everytime she breathes in. it is more formally recognized as when you shove a bullfrog inside of a girls vagina and she starts croaking like a bullfrog cuz her orgasm is so strong from the bullfroggy.
Last night..... i gave your sister the alaskan bullfrog and the dutch windmill if you naw what im sayin
38👍 10👎
When you're fucking a girl in the ass but there is an incredibley hard shit in the way.
1: Hey! Get yo' dick wet?
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.
29👍 7👎
This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.
I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!
495👍 196👎
1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
46👍 13👎