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The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.
Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes
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the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean
after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.
person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.
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A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
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When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?
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An Albanian man who love to snort coke of off someone's penis. Also counts for Swedish people.
Watch out that weird guy just failed his driving test; he was coked off his bin. I heard he's a right Albanian Tackle Sniffer.
Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.
I haven't had such a serious case of gleet since my last Albanian golf tournament.
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When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.
Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!
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