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The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.
Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.
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When you ejaculate on your partner and urinate it off.
Barbera never felt so clean or so dirty the night she had her very first Albuquerque acid wash.
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Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.
She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.
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When you go to the methadone clinics in Albuquerque and all the degenerate scumbag junkies are there in their bathrobes because they're too fucked up to get dressed.
I drove some clients to the methadone clinic on Central to get dosed this morning, and all the addicts were wearing robes and jammies, it was a total Albuquerque Pajama Party.
The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."
Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!
After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.
I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.
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When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.
Dude, I gave Brittney the Albuquerque Frito Pie last night!
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