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The cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
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1) a person who has been drinking for years, drinks morning noon and night, feels like they need alcohol, depends on it, and it often gets in the way of their social life
2) a label given by a non or less drinker to someone they think drinks too much but is really just someone who knows how to have a good time; drinks but doesnt depend on it or 'need' it
1) my dad is an alcoholic, hes been drinking for 15 years and hes getting really abusive.
2) you drank all my beer you alcoholic!
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Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.
Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.
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Someone who drinks alcohol everyday of the week from morning to night,
Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
You drink everyday of the week but you claim your not an alcoholic?
My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.
"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"
Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
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The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.
Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"
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1)One who drinks to get rid of pain...To try and forget about things that have happened.
2)One who drinks excessively
1)Look at that alcoholic...just drinking away his problems.
2)Damn...he just drank a 30 pack of beer...and he's still doing fine!
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One who drinks the sweet drink of the gods to the point of reliance upon it.
"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"
ex.-Alexander Hines-the dorito king
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