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Someone who drinks alcohol everyday of the week from morning to night,
Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
You drink everyday of the week but you claim your not an alcoholic?
My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.
"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"
Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
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The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.
Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"
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it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on
Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
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Someone who is a real jerk when they get drunk.
Jeff: Hey John, you wanna come out to the bar tonight with me and Eddie?
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.
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The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, delirium, euphoria, vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction
I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it, but she seemed happy the next morning.
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Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:
1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.
2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.
3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.
See the difference?
did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.
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God's gift/destruction to mankind.
Thank God for alcohol!
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