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A legal intoxicant. Alcohol is more or less yeast's piss, yet some people drink it like water. I really don't see why it deserves to be legal. If the gov't weren't making money from it then it certainly wouldn't be. Alcohol kills more people than all of the other illegal drugs combined, and that's not even including its indirect deaths. Many people, if not everyone, seem to think alcohol is harmless simply because it's legal and many people do it. It causes a considerable amount of damage to the brain and liver. Despite this, people who consume alcohol have told me marijuana will kill my brain cells. I always get a kick out of that.
Person A: LET'S GET WASTEDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Person B: No thank you, I'd much rather enjoy a blunt to the dome.
Person A: Fuckin pothead! You're frying your brain you know!!!!!!!!!
Person B: You do know alcohol has been proven to cause both brain and liver damage right? And that there is no conclusive evidence that marijuana harms the brain?
Person A: You stupid druggie....Um...You don't know what you're talking about!
Person B: Yeah, whatever. Have fun with your booze buddy. *Proceeds to light L*
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A good excuse for all your problems.
Originated in a song which wasn't very good, but the line has become popular when you need to blame someone.
"Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol..." -Blame It On The Alcohol (Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain)
or
"Blame it on the a a a a a-Paris Hilton."
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What people who don't know how to have a good time call those that do.
I'm not an alcoholic, I just know how to have a good time.
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One of the select few legal drugs.
100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.
Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.
zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid
lets drnk alcohol
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The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.
There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch.
Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.
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a special serum that makes you horny.
I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.
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