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exactly how it sounds: the act of jerkin' your gerkin or masturbating.
"What's your plan for tonight, guy 2?"
"I'm just going to turn on some next top model and bone alone."
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To be all alone when you realize that you are becoming a nuisance to others and you have always been by yourself,
When you had friends to begin with but end up with none in the longrun
David: “You know that kid Christian?”
Ryan: yeah I know the kid what about him?”
David:” I kinda feel bad for him he’s all alone”
An amazing fan fiction that will bring any and all Sherlock fandom members to tears.
Considered to be a right of passage for all members of the fandom and is written by the amazing madlori.
Nearly all Sherlock fandom members know of 'Alone on the Water' and those who do know of it have read it and have had their hearts broken by the truly-fucking-amazing-ness of it.
Mentions of 'Alone on the Water' almost always followed by 'forever crying'
Fan A: Oh my god have you read Alone on the Water?!
Fan B: Yeesss, I cried for ever after reading that. My tear ducts were all fucking dried up because of it.
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A term for someone who is having a significant amount of trouble finding their other half, and probably never will find it for as long as they live. Typically, the person is not the most attractive one around. They may also have social anxiety, which is almost (though not always) the main reason.
Despite often being used as a joke, being lonely is very real and should not be taken lightly. Loneliness can often severely damage a person's mental health; they may think that no one loves them or cares for them, and severe depression ensues. And if it's not addressed soon enough, the person may end it all.
If you know a forever alone person...give them a hug. Let them know that someone still cares for them, and that their special someone is somewhere out there.
If you ARE a forever alone person...understand that there's nothing wrong with you. Some people simply find that one person who just clicks in their heart quicker than others. Don't give up hope, because that person will appear someday.
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To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.
Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"
an individual who will never have a boyfriend/girlfriend and will NEVER get married, most likely spend most of there time on the internet or making faces and or noises to themselves. this person will prob have one real friend and die with 32 cats.
omg shanaynay, shes soooo forever alone
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1. From the 1990 Chris Columbus hit, "Home Alone" in which an eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars. To "home alone" something is to set up traps, usually to the physical disadvantage of the intruder. The following are just examples of the painful surprises included in this term:
*Blowtorch rigged to door
*Fan and feathers rigged to tripwire
*Heated iron attached to lightbulb
*Tar on basement steps, massive nail hidden in one step
Example One:
"Jesus, somebody broke into my car! That's the second time this year!"
"Dude, you better home alone it."
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