You Already Know

A response to a quite obvious answerable question. A term used in derogatory sense to make an answer more bold and concrete.
Commonly used as a sexual response.

Guy 1: You guys back at the hotel room?

Guy 2: Yes sir!

Guy 1: Time for some fun?

Guy 2: You Already Know.

Guy 1: 🏏🏏🏏

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I already 'ate it yesterday

When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."

I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.

I already had him

Previously defeated the person in question.

I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM.

I don't think so.

Oh HEY C'MERE!

Okay I'll play...

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suck his dick already

A phrase often used on a male who is giving excessive praise to another male. It can also be used with females but it makes more sense with males.

John: Bro, did you see Tyrone dunk that ball!?
Malik: Yeah bro, that was great!
John: Not just great man, that was fantastic, Tyrone is the best.
John: Noone can stop Tyrone, he's a beast, freaking awesome.
Malik: Damn dude, suck his dick already!

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Oops! This definition already exists!

when urban dictionary decides to single you out to not make the definition, and instead tells you to FRICK off, even though you see a bunch of other ones copied

Oops! This definition already exists!

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i totally already know that

A stock response to anything glaringly obvious and/or ridiculously paranoid that somebody high might say. Sounds genuine to a stoner but has a mocking undertone from which sober people can draw amusement. Derived from an episode of Sealab 2021, a stoner favorite.

Sparks: "Marduk, you totally rule"
Marduk: "I totally already know that"

Stoner: "McDonalds is totally responsible for like, two point eight billion deaths from starvation in Canada alone"
Sober guy: "I totally already know that."

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just fuck me already

What a girl says during sex when needy

Adrian: *rubs her left breast*

Lily: *moans* Just fuck me already. I need your big cock!
Adrian: *pushes in and starts roughly thrusting*

Lily: OMG!!!! HARDER!! YEEESSS HARDER!!!

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