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Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome

A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.

Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.

My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.

by debradebbiedeb February 15, 2012

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Elmers Glue

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"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"

by stellatois August 2, 2021


Elmered

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-Man I feel bad for her she got Elmered last week.

by Matarayos September 26, 2023


Elmered

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“Bro spencer was so Elmered at that party last weekend

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Elmer

Elmer is very kind lol and he will give you a hug when you need it uhh hes a very cute dude👍 he is interesting and intelligent.👽👽

Hey look its elmer!

by BAJSURHRB May 14, 2021


Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"

"Dude, you are such an Elmer"

by MR.C.B November 28, 2017


Elmer

Elmer is a very nice guy he has a very big dee and is stronger then everybody with high IQ

That guy's a real Elmer!

by Not Elmer March 18, 2022