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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
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A useless class in highschool. A class where they try to teach us stuff we already know and practice. Also, where they try to scare you out of having sex with pictures of diseased genitals.
Omg, I am supposed to use a condom?! I would have NEVER known! Sex Education is so helpful!
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When you don’t have that much education as everybody else.
Person 1: Bro, you slow!
Person 2: Naw bro, just slowly educated.
A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."
"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH
"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.
You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.
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When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.
Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide
when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*