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one who believes in all the ideas of libertarianism and follows anarchism but does not believe in abortion or go out and protest wars like a flaming faggot.
to be a conservative anarchist you must....
1) say fuck authority and the RIAA
2) frequently use kazaa lite
3) wherever you go , bring spraypaint and tag the conservative anarchist logo (an elephant with a swastika and an anarchy circle with an "A" in it on top of it)
4) white power (some respect to vietnamese and philipino)
5) doesnt believe in abortion
Person A : I love being a radical anarchist. Let's go protest a war!
Person B : Shut the fuck up and keep sucking Bradley.
Person A : Okay. Maybe we should just give up being radical faggots and just become CONSERVATIVE ANARCHISTS.
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Someone who lived in the suburbs of a major city, the Suburban Anarchist doesn't genuinely believe in anarchy, but rather participates in it to spite the comfortable life they grew up in. The suburban anarchist will use peaceful protests as reasoning for destroying and looting other's property.
Person 1- "You see all of the looting during the BLM protests?"
Person 2- "The protesters don't actually believe in rioting, it's just the Suburban Anarchists doing the damage"
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A conservative anarchist is an anarchist who holds anarchy to an ideal but realizes it is unrealistic and impossible in its true form.
Look at Susan, she is such a conservative anarchist. She wants to bring down the state in a blaze of glory, but she can't help but feel that it would cause too much trouble.
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Someone with dreadlocks within an anarchistic community who turns into a real nazi when put in a position with authority. For example, a bartender at a squatting house.
That anarchistic nazi-hippie behind the bar that isn't even his won't let me buy another beer.
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A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.
Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.
A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.
The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!
"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"
(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)
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A user of Urban Dictionary that purposely votes good submissions off, bad submissions on, and sometimes makes irrelevant definitions.
Did you see that definition on UD about Insert irrelevant term?
Yeah, the uploader's a total Urban Dictionary Anarchist. He's made videos of him just voting bad stuff on too.
A middle-class American rich kid whose parents have enabled him into adulthood. A middle-class American rich kid whose parents have paid his repeated jail bail and DUI fines to which he showcases no gratitude. He pays none of his good fortune forward, but simply makes Facebook memes, YouTube videos, and websites that are "anti-establishment.".
He believes he is an anarchist based on the fact that 'government is slavery,' a catchphrase often iterated by Mark Passio. But, he negates himself in ignoring those who have fallen victim to 'the government' by wrongful imprisonment or government violence. He stands not in solidarity with them. His refusal to acknowledge the dark plights of his comrades makes him guilty of the act of cowardice. Mark Passio stated to Alex Jones recently that, "God Hates Cowards."
Buyer Beware.
The fake ass anarchist kept posting memes on Facebook and copycatted everything everyone else did from conferences to documentaries until he was found out.
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