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the girls you have an interest in
so you've been single for a while. anyone on the guest list?
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When a group of people enter a bathroom and consecutively defecate into the toilet without flushing. Best when done with a dry dock.
We all went over and left an uninvited guest at their house.
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A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.
Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?
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A guest host at WWE RAW who's "there", but never makes an appearence.
Person 1: Ashton Kutcher is gonna be at RAW tonight!
Person 2:He never came out on the ramp... He's a guest ghost.
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When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
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When you have sex while staying over at someone else's house. Does not necessary have to be while on vacation.
After the guest bed booty I had last night, they will definitely have to change these sheets .
To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.
"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."
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