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When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.
When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
Punt: To nail someone in the ass.
Or to fuck someone with your cock in their butthole.
Stop punting my butt with your 9incher Jeff! Ew it stings
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verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
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Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
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The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
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A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!