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Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.
"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."
a word no one on Urban Dictionary can agree on the definition of.
person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!
The word yarn is taken from the western isles, it means to go and have a conversation with someone. Usually to catch up on the latest gossip or news
“ I’m just going to go and yarn to Finlay for a bit, I’ll be back in 5 minutes” said John
Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.
Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!
"yarns" is slang for crazy or surprising.
dude, that was totally yarns, did you see what they did?
A real belter of a story, especially one which is funny or surprising. A yarn may be completely truthful, but it is rather common for a yarn to contain a Furphy or two, i.e. exagerrations for the sake of a better story.
It is important to note that listeners will rarely care whether or not a yarn is truthful, as the priority of a yarn is to entertain as opposed to providing an accurate recount. There is a classic saying in Australia illustrating this point, "never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn."
Me old man used to spin all sortsa yarns 'bout his time at the farm