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A very common trojan disquised as an isp. Once a computer is infected, it will run extremely slow, it's internet will crash and the computer will crash shortly afterwards.
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Shittiest ISP ever. Their software completely fucks up your hard drive/operating system, and their internet service is very, very slow. Also, they LOVE to cram your mail box full of their crappy trial CDs (which can be used for coasters, so yes, they are good for something!)
AOL keeps giving me free coasters! WOOT!
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AOL stopped sending me thin circular flying objects. demo discs only last 1 flight, yet are fun.
AOL flys in the sky, and hits the ground. really hard.
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The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers.
AOL=The Internet Mafia
AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression?
AOL Mafia Henchman #1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support! LET'S WHACK 'EM!
AOL Mafia Henchman #2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files!
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The lamest ISP ever created, crashes all the time, and has the most annoying representive mascot thing, "Connie"
Yeah, damn right its a CONnie, also tend to send you discs every other week, which can be easily snapped and made into a mass murdering knife thing, therefore provoking violence.
29👍 8👎
1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.
2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.
The village idiot soon got the hang of AOL.
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AOL is like the McDonald's of internet...shitty service for a product that's way overpriced.
29👍 8👎