playing apex

Slang for having gay sex, usually with the homies.

Friend: "I'm playing apex with the boys, sorry"
You: "Oh, I didn't know you were gay."
Friend: "Yes, I enjoy sucking peeeeenis."

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Apex Homosexual

The biggest gay around. Peak gayness. Nobody can top the amount of gay that they are.

“Goro Majima is an apex homosexual”

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Xim Apexs

‘Xim Apex’ is a device used to transfer the usage of mouse and keyboard into controller movement, making it useable on console devices. The main purpose of the xim apex device is to allow people with disabilities to enjoy console just as a normal person would. Sadly, the only people that actually use it are just mentally disabled mnk ximtards. What a great product 5/5 ⭐️-oMavv aka mav❤️

*kid using mnk in a ranked game*

message from Spacer NX

“you have no life you mnk ximtard nerd. kys.” Xim Apexs

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apex legends

a game simply better than fortnite.

wow have you heard about apex legends? yeah i here it’s more cooler than fortnite

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Apex Legends

Just a better Fortnite

Bob: “hey Jimmy! wanna play Fortnite?!”
Jimmy: “Ew no, Apex Legends is better”

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Apex girl

An apex girl is the one that got away, the one you should have stayed with, and the one you will never get over. Everyone after her is just you settling for less. Often the apex girl is from highschool.

Bro: hey man how's it going?
Sad bro: not good dude, you know my highschool girlfriend? The apex girl? No one has measured up since.
Bro: ah that sucks man, maybe you should have respected her parents more.
Sad bro:*is sad*

apex savagery

Savagery at its finest

AO: In response to the failure to come thru on life, "Contextual nihilism is a excuse for fear"
C: "Damn son that's some apex savagery"