hollywood architect

typically a technical architect in the IT world, who has plenty to say, and is a great seller, but when it comes down to actually doing the technical work, would much rather delegate and oversee

That Steve, he's a real Hollywood architect! Once again tells a good story and then gets someone else to do the work

Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.

Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now